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Name: Kevin "Special K"
Location: California, United States
Birthday: 3/14/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: Hummm...by reading my expertise list, I think we can assume listening to poppy rap music (I'm not proud), chillin' wit my homees (much love to N-Dizzle, Sunny-D, Triple S, and The Notorious F.O.B), and don't forget straight respectin' Notre Dame (check the page title biotch!)
Expertise: Shakin' it like a Polaroid picture, backin' up off my homee's grill, gettin' low to the window AND the wall, takin' it off the wrack and puttin' it back if it's whack, droppin' beats like they're hot, sippin' on gin and juice, stickin' it to alll the suckas, lovin' ladies like a fat kid loves cake, and of course...gettin' loose in da' club like I just don't curr!
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
AIM:  KgDoG3141 987
Member Since:
12/26/2003
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| A - Age: 17
B - Bands listening to right now: Paul Oakenfold (Ready, Steady, Go), Nelly (E.I.), AcDc (Back In Black)
C - Career of the Future: sports broadcasting (play-by-play)
D - Dad's Name: Robert (Bob)
E - Ethnic Background: Irish, German, English (White as can be...)
F - Favorite Song at the moment: Houston/Chingy (I Like That)
G - Great Escape: driving the Jetta, playing piano
H - Hometown: Pleasanton, CA
I - Instrument: piano, clarinet
J - Job Title: P.A. announcer
K - Kids: are cute...only if they behave
L - Last person you talked to on the phone: Justin
M - Mom's Name: Cynthia (Cindy)
N - Number of Siblings: 1
O - Oldest Sibling: ....figure it out
P - Phobia[s] / Fear[s]: MEAT LOAF!
Q - Favorite Quote: "There are only two kinds of people I hate...people who are intolerant of other cultures and...the Dutch" -Austin Powers
S - Song you sang last: Josh Groban's "You Raise Me Up"
T - Time you wake up: 10 am
U - Unknown fact about me: I can sing the Canadian National Anthem
V - Vegetable You Hate: most...except potatos
W - Worst Habit: Pro....cra...stin.........ating
X - X-rays you've had: teeth
Y - Yummy Food: pizza!!!
Z - Zodiac Sign: the one that looks like a crab
Put an X next to the things that apply to you. ( ~ is something “kinda” or “not sure”)
Have you ever...
[ ] smoked pot.
[x] kissed a member of the opposite sex.
[x] rode in a taxi.
[ ] been dumped.
[ ] been fired.
[~] been in a fist fight.
[ ] had sex.
[ ] had a threesome - kissing or otherwise.
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[ ] made out with a stranger.
[x] stole something from your job
[ ] celebrated New Years in Times Square.
[ ] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[ ] had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] been to Europe.
[ ] skipped school.
[ ] lost your sibling.
[x] played 'Clue'.
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[ ] been cheated on.
[~] had a sweet sixteen ( HUH???)
[ ] had a quinceanera.
[x] driven a car.
[x] had a car.
Do you...
[ ] have a B/F.
[ ] have a G/F.
[x] have a crush.
[x] feel loved.
[ ] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[ ] hate yourself.
[x!!!] think youre attractive.
[xx] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] listen to rap.
[x] listen to rock.
[ ] listen to soul.
[~] listen to techno.
[ ] listen to reggae.
[ ] paint your nails.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x] get good grades.
[xx] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers.
[x] wear boxers.
[ ] wear black eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[ ] like the color yellow.
[~] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[ ] have long hair.
[x] have short hair.
[x] have a cell phone.
[x] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.
Are you...
[ ] ugly.
[x] pretty.
[ ] ok.
[ ] bored.
[x] happy.
[~] bilingual (Ebonics?)
[x] white.
[ ] black.
[ ] mexican.
[ ] asian.
[ ] short.
[x] tall.
[ ] grounded.
[ ] sick.
[x] a virgin.
[x] lazy.
[ ] single.
[ ] taken.
[X] looking.
[ ] not looking.
[x] talking to someone.
[x] IMing someone.
[x] scared to die.
[x] tired.
[ ] sleepy.
[x] annoyed.
[ ] hungry.
[ ] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[ ] in your room.
[ ] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[ ] in your pjs.
[ ] ticklish.
[x] listening to music.
[ ] homophobic.
[ ] racist.
PLEASE answer these and post them as a comment!
01) Who are you and what is our relationship?
02) How and where did we meet?
03) What's my middle name?
04) How long have you known me?
05) Tell me one good thing about myself.
06) When you first saw me, what was your impression?
07) My age?
08) My birthday?
09) My favorite band at the moment?
10) Color of my eyes?
11) Do I have any siblings?
12) Have you ever had a crush on me?
13) What's one of my favorite things to do?
14) Do you remember one of the first things i said to you?
15) Describe me in three words?
16) Name 5 things i love.
17) Do you think I'm good looking?
18) How would you describe me to someone else?
19) Would you ever date me?
20) Tell me one thing you have always wanted to say to me but never have.
21) What do you like most about me?
22) If we could spend a day together what would we do?
23) Have we ever gotten in a fight?
24) Do you think we will still be friends for 3 or 4 more years?
25) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
26) What do you think my weakness is?
27) Do you think i'll get married?
28) What makes me happy?
29) What makes me sad?
30) What reminds you of me?
31) If your could give me anything what would it be?
32) When's the last time you saw me?
33) Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34) Do you feel like you can talk 2 me about anything and that i would listen?
35) Are you going to put this in your xanga and see what i say?
36) If I was an ice cream flavor what would i be and why?
37) What song(if any) reminds you of me?
38) If you could change one thing about me what would it be?
39) Would you make a move on me?
40) Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?
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| After years of research and planning, I have finally made my final college choice. And the winner is...
University of Missouri-Columbia
Before you ask, the wonderful music you are listening to on this site is the Mizzou fight song called "Fight, Tiger!" (Yes, if you were wondering, I AM a huge geek...)
So why am I traveling halfway across the nation to go to Mizzou?
1. Mizzou has the first journalism school in the world and it's also has the best reputation inside the business.
2. The campus is beautiful, the people are friendly, and would you believe it...there are white people that go there! Beat that UC's...
3. School pride! Mizzou has a great students who love their school. Sporting events on campus are like holidays. You know I'll love it.
4. The price is right. I know all you "UC lovers" complain about "out-of-state prices," but like at most out-state schools, Mizzou is targeting Non-Missourians. Because of that, I have already qualified for a schgolarship making it CHEAPER than a UC. (If you are one of the UC fee lovers, LOOK out-of state, especially if you are a minolrity. The scholarships are fat!)
Myths About Mizzou:
1. It's in the South.
***It's in the frickin' Midwest!!! Do west coast people EVER look at maps???
2. There are hicks there.
***There are nooo hicks in Columbia, Missouri. It is a real city that has 80,000 people and just the same big city amenities as Pleasanton. In fact, 2 years ago, Columbia was named the 3rd smartest city in the US. (P.S. California people are shallow and think ALL hicks live on farms in the Midwest and the South. I've got news. You want hicks without accents, travel 45 minutes to Modesto and shut up!!
3. Mizzou sucks.
***I've got news for you. Mizzou can and will beat the crap out of any schools that wanna' rumble. (Flashes M-W on fingers like rapper) Midwest biotch!
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| Two years ago, Jim Harrick Jr. was fired from his job as an assistant basketball coach at the University of Georgia. Harrick was accused of rigging grades for his basketball players by placing them in fake classes, changing existing grades, and also creating his own class specifically for players called Advanced Basketball Coaching Strategies and Principles.
Harrick continuously denied such allegations, until last week, when UGA released a copy of last year's Coaching Strategies class final exam. Not only was the test rigged, it could have been passed by a gorilla! Now you may be no basketball expert, but I'm sure YOU could pass this test.
Let's look at one question...
5. How many halves are in a college basketball game?
a. 1, b. 2, c. 3, d. 4
Are you kidding me?! Even if you didn't know the answer in basketball terms, do you think they would call them HALVES if there were 3 or 4? Are basketball players so stupid that now we have to fake classes just to keep them eligible for our college teams?
I would like to send a thank you Jim Harrick Jr.! You have fully demonstrated America's amazing tendency to spoil and "baby" college athletes. Soon enough, grades and SAT's won't even count in college admissions. Instead, they will be replaced by scores in 40-yard dashes and long jumps. Welcome to the new college admission system. Start working on your ball handling.
See if you could have passed Harrick's "rigged" class...
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation/quiz?event_id=600
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| Well, well, well. Haven't heard from me in a while have ya? Yes, after a long break from the world of Xanga posting, I have finally decided to re-dedicate myself to posting something twice a week.
Although it has quickly become old news, I would like to announce that I am once again available on the single's scene. After a bit of drama here and there, things have been all straightened out and everybody is happy and back to normal.
But as I thought about the mysteries of love and all that crazy stuff, I began pondering why Hollywood relationships always seem to end in such messy breakups. As I pondered this idea, I decided that it was time, once again, for one of Kevin's patented "Top 3 Lists."
TOP 3 WORST HOLLYWOOD COUPLES OF 2003
#3. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock: (The Dirty Rocker and The Dirty Ho)
OK, so I am the most famous slut in America and you are an ex-hardcore rap and rock aficionado who turned to weak down-home country music. I bet we would be the perfect couple? Is there no logic with these people? First of all, we all know that Tommy Lee is crazy and rumors still swell that he is infatuated with Pamela. If you haven't taken a close look at him lately, Tommy Lee looks, ohhh ummm what's the word? Ohhh yeah….CRAZY! This guy has more metal hangin' from his earlobes than most rappers have in their "moufs!" So if I'm getting' with some new guy, I would rather be assured that my crazy ex-boyfriend won't attack my new boyfriend with a bat or try to cut him with one of those daggers hangin' from his ear. Ohhh yeah, and another thing. Pamela has Hepatitis C! Is that what crummy rock stars look for now? Big-boobed ho's with incureable diseases? What are you guys thinking! Kid Rock, do me just one favor to end this all now. Why not just leave all this behind, go back and find a new dwarf guy to rap with, and go back to singing songs with words we can't say. (Bawitdaba!)
#2. Liza Minelli and David Gest: (The Nut Case and the Gay Guy)
For those of you who don't know, Liza Minelli is not only the daughter of famous actress Judy Garland but also a first class, ex-drugee nut case. For years, Hollywood has been trying to figure out what to do with this fossil as she constantly hangs onto fame that truly never even existed. What does she do to aid this effort? She marries a gay man! OK, so it was never confirmed that he was gay, but it was recorded that they never had sexual intercourse, he states he felt nervous when kissing or displaying any affection, and some claimed that before their relationship, he had been seeing other men! Are these the relationship qualities Liza finds attractive in a man? Ohhh, but it gets better. One night, when Liza got mad at Davey Boy, she beat him up. That's right! A lady bordering on 60 years old kicked her husband's ass??? And bets of all, Gest goes on 20/20 and cries to Diane Sawyer about the fear he felt as Liza "maliciously" beat him. Malicious beating? How gay can you be??? She's old and weak, and still beat you up? Sounds like we should add another gay guy to "Queer Eye's" Fab Five…David Gest, Self-Defense Queer.
and #1. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez: (BENNIFER!)
Hummm, where do I start with this disastrous relationship?
I'm Jennifer Lopez. I have more junk in my truck than Ruben from "American Idol." I have a mediocre singing career, but I wore a slutty dress to an award show so now I'm super famous! OK, so maybe I've had a bad past with men. There was that choreographer who I ditched. I think he was gay. Then on the rebound I started chillin' with Puffy. That was cool, up until the point we could never hang out without 3 black guys getting' "popped" by one of Puffy's possee members. So I started starring in boring, romantic, feel-good comedies where I fall in love with men who have tragic flaws like me. To uphold this image I decide to look for the most boring, easy-going star I can find who won't ruin my career. But who could I find?
Hi, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm a boring, no talent hack from Boston who wrote one good movie with Matt Damon, won an Oscar, and have been earning C+ movie roles earning me $10mil a piece! GO RED SOX! Did I mention I'm from Boston? Boy, I'm just a normal guy. Nothing different about me. I'm just like you. GO RED SOX! Good thing I can talk among you guys like normal people. Man I sure could go for some Latin rear though.
Now we're together. We are so happy. In fact, we're so interesting, we're making a movie based on our romantic interests. Isn't that great??? People love us! They love seeing us out together, shopping, feeding each other…watching Red Sox games…Shut up Ben!…What? I'm from Boston you know…Anyway, things are great. I can't think of anything wrong with our relationships…Me neither Jen!…I think our love will last forever Ben…
All in all, I guess Jen just wasn't "normal enough" for Ben and Ben never shot anybody, so that didn't really work for Jen. In the end, at least we have one shining tribute to their once steamy relationship…GIGLI!
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| As many of you know, I am the sports editor for our school newspaper, The Amadon. In our January 22nd issue, I wrote a Top Ten list in the Features section that got a great response from readers. So to save trees and prevent you from getting ink on your nice, clean hands, here is the list....
TOP TEN WORST FORTUNES TO FIND IN A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE
10. Your remaining life span will be shorter than a Britney Spears marriage
9. Ashton Kutcher called, he wants to know what your mom is doing on Friday night
8. This cookie is laced with anthrax
7. Your next governor will be an ex-body builder from Austria…(Hey, wait a minute…)
6. Paris Hilton is coming by and she will forget to bring a camcorder
5. Snoop Dogg says: Your fizzle looks pretty bizzle
4. You have just contracted SARS and Mad Cow Disease from that plate of Broccoli Beef
3. Your soul will be doomed to Hell, where you will watch the movie 'Gigli' for eternity
2. Included in this cookie: One night pass to Michael Jackson's "Never Land" (bed will be provided)
1. Scott Peterson wants you to join him on his next fishing trip
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